largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

Source: largecoin via orgasm

raffina:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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theuppitynegras:

I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights 

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meanplastic:

'my new year's resolution is to start working out'

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

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phleps:

theirye’re* 

lizziemcswagger:

getting an A in a science test

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sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

Source: sloth-grunge via stability

sadhacker:

i love physical touch.  like not even kissing and stuff just like.  sitting next to each other with our arms touching or our legs overlapping or walking next to each other with our arms brushing i love knowing im real i love existing with people i love it

Source: sadhacker via hufflepufffpuffpass

lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

Source: lrnaonerd via phobias