phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

Source: ven0moth via loserslol
Source: kushaholic via 666-slut

landorus:

armorgan66:

landorus:

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

Source: landorus via exoclia

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

Source: v0ciferation via striped-sweater-all-the-time

onlinegf:

verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’

Source: onlinegf via dope-orgvsm

chasertiff:

When I say “boys are dumb” what I really mean is “boys have been raised in a patriarchal society that forces them into an incorrect and problematic view of masculinity that not only forces them to strip away valuable virtues from themselves, like patience and gentleness, but also forces them them to view and treat women in unhealthy ways that devalues women as people and makes them into objects purely for a man’s benefit”

but it’s a lot faster to say “boys are dumb”

Source: chasertiff via leesh14
Source: sabona via your-reply

disarms:

mentioning school on the weekend is rude and unnecessary 

Source: disarms via flipl0ck

popularboyfriend:

wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times

Source: POPULARBOYFRIEND via leesh14

fuckin-pasta:

honne-tatemae:

skengggg:

idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid

idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care

slam DUNKED

Source: 5keng via sunlght

chapsnats:

hey mobile users look at these SICK emojis
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computer users FUCK u

Source: chapsnats via egberts

alalae:

*gets out of the shower*

sits naked in towel for six years

Source: alalae via bishoujo--senshi

some-blonde:

there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life

Source: some-blonde via heartless